merlocked18:

sourdoughnibblers:

comickit:

honeyedteeth:

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

lets give this bread

jesus of nazareth made this post

incorrect-hp:

draco: synonyms are so weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if i invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re gonna die.

blaise: my favorite is explaining the difference between a “butt dial” and a “booty call”

theo: also this one “forgive me father, i have sinned” and “sorry daddy, i’ve been naughty”

pansy: language is now banned

narcissiques:

Hermione: if you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.

Draco: what if it bites me and it dies?

Hermione: it means you’re poisonous, Merlin, learn to listen.

Blaise: what if it bites itself and I die?

Theo: that’s voodoo.

Harry: what if it bites me and someone else dies?

Hermione: that’s correlation, not causation.

Theo: what if we bite each other and neither of us dies?

Draco: that’s kinky.

Hermione: oh my god.

grangerr:

there is a deleted scene from either chamber of secrets or goblet of fire where draco and theo nott are sat in the gardens of malfoy manor bitching about how annoying harry potter is and i take it as a personal offense that this was never shared with the public

asdasdfangirl:

Blaise: if you stare long enough, the word shark looks like a shark 

Theo: 

Theo: wHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

essiecatter:

gayhyuna:

lyrics-and-music:

Dead And Gone // State Champs

freeandformed:

if you’re reading this

a lump sum of money is on the way to you

lexxnova:

when she moans “oh fuck”